Fancy a cheeky weekend earth break?

Ellie (E) : Did you know that in 2020 people didn’t believe we would be living here?

Rumi (R) : Like on Mars at all? Thats WILD! — yeah i saw an archive in National Geographic where Elon Musk only reckoned it would have happened by 2060.

E : I wonder what it would have been like to be born on earth instead? Have you ever visited?

R : I know, be weird to breathe organic oxygen, be scary to have only my biological intelligence and have to touch things with my skin to make changes in the world! I don’t know if I would like it…

E : Well I’ve seen that Easyjet have a new low cost super fast weekend trip to go visit the ol’ green and blue. i was thinking of going next month for my 30th birthday. Whaddya say?

R : Really? for your 30th? wouldn’t you rather smash up the volcanoes on our velociraptors?

E : No, I’ve been thinking for a while that I want to get back to the analogue, also they say that they have figured out how to share, its like everything in slo-mo, everyone has their own homes, and they grow their own veg, yet the music is unreal because people can collaborate from anywhere in forest or ocean. With the new startup i am building to do instant solar teleportation I want to make sure ive got the right values in place and I reckon there is still some stuff to learn from our history as forest people, after all, it is where we came from…